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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Dear Guy In the Hot Tub...

...I really was trying to relax and mind my own business, but since you were speaking so loudly I had no choice but to listen. I tried to keep my comments to myself, but since I'm not very good at that, here's what I was thinking...
a. Yes it is pretty shocking that you have not seen noticeable results in your body, I mean you have been working out for a whole week and a half. There is definitely something wrong with the gym.
b. That's cool how you can speak spanish to your buddies so no one will know what you are talking about, oh wait, yo hablo tambien.
c. Talking about "partying" when you are 30 years old does not make you cool, it makes you pathetic.
d. Talking about how high the limits are on your 10 credit cards also does not make you cool, just stupid and responsible. Ditto for the fact that you have added up how much money you can spend and max them all.
Really, I would have loved to stay and continued to listen to you but the two or three minutes were more than enough.

3 comments:

aisy said...

You should have said in Spanish as you left "have a nice day and good luck with that weight loss." Ha ha

The Hungry Runner Girl said...

This post made my day!! Seriously, hilarious and I think I know the exact guy you are talking about and it is definitely the gyms fault:) LOVED reading about who you think about when you run...you gave me goosebumps. LOVE YOU gorgeous girl!

Melissa said...

I'm beginning to wonder where your gym is located.....could it be at the very east end of Provo Center Street? You have all sorts of "CRAZY" goin' om at "that gym!"